Evil Unicorn Card

This is a greeting card about evil unicorns
It is blank on the inside.

It is printed on 30% recycled whitish/greyish paper.
It measures to 5x7 and comes with a brown envelope.
Okay? Okay!

The card reads "if you had to fight an evil unicorn… I would have your back" on the front and has a picture of an obviously evil unicorn