So Hot Card

This is a greeting card about being hot for someone
It is blank on the inside.

It is printed on 30% recycled whitish/greyish paper.
It measures to 5x7 and comes with a brown envelope.
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The card reads "I'm so hot for you!" and has a drawing of a person half engulfed in flames with a word bubble that says "ahhhhh!"